What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 23:49

The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy